Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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