i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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