That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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