Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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