she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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