Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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