i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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