Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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