I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Randomize