He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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