Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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