Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
