no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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