ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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