come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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