wake up i wanna do it froggy style
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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