More tranny stories later!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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