Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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