a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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