I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
True strength comes from lack of pants
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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