There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm passing your future prison.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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