I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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