have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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