fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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