are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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