How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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