I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
