What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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