I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize