check it out our google latitudes are spooning
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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