It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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