Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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