office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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