Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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