We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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