Do you still have your period?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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