im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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