I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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