Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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