Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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