just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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