just tell him i said nine months
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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