i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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