don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
