Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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