So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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