This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Randomize
