people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
