i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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