I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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