Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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