So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
