she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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