it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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