Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
